Top 10 Excuses for Not Turning in Math Homework

  1. There wasn’t enough room to write it in the margin.
  2. I have a solar calculator and it was cloudy.
  3. A four-dimensional dog ate it.
  4. Someone already published it, so I didn’t bother to write it up.
  5. I had too much pi and got sick.
  6. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
  7. It’s stuck inside a Klein bottle.
  8. I accidently divided by 0 and my paper burst into flames.
  9. I couldn’t decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1.
  10. It’s Isaac Newton’s birthday.

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