Top 10 Excuses for Not Turning in Math Homework
10.19.06 | No Comments
- There wasn’t enough room to write it in the margin.
- I have a solar calculator and it was cloudy.
- A four-dimensional dog ate it.
- Someone already published it, so I didn’t bother to write it up.
- I had too much pi and got sick.
- I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.
- It’s stuck inside a Klein bottle.
- I accidently divided by 0 and my paper burst into flames.
- I couldn’t decide whether i is the square root of -1 or i are the square root of -1.
- It’s Isaac Newton’s birthday.
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